When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I use my feet as sexual weapons
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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