can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I have aggressive nipples.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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