I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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