erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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