he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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