She announced her abortion via fbk
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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