I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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