Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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