Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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