And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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