So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
