It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I wish i was in the wii world.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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