I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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