Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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