Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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