hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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