O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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