he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Randomize
