Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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