Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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