Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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