Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Success! We fucked roommates!
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