I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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