And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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