I have demons in me.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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