i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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