1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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