I feel like I'm in dance class right now
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I am available for nakedness
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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