plz talk dirty to me
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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