Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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