If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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