If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
my being single is dangerous.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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