Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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