Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You're earring is so big in my mouth
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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