For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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