My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize