you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
