that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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