Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
