And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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