Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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