Porn is love you can see.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
