I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Randomize
