I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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