I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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