hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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