Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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