so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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