He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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