Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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