Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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