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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
and you fell through a lawn chair
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize