I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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