the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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