I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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