Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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