Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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